Teacher: "Johnny, where can you find the Pharaohs who were the oldest in Egypt when they were mummified?"
Johnny: "Heck, Teach. Everybody knows that – the Geezer Plateau!"
Jacobin Textline: 830-JACOBIN // Text anytime and we'll respond during a show!
The Warren Report sure does come in handy.
JFK's Secret Service codename was "Lancer".
Jackie's was "Lace".
The identification cards with the name ALEK JAMES HIDELL found on Oswald at the time of his arrest have generated as much interest and controversy as any artifact of the assassination.
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