UBER, a ride-sharing company that has lost more than $20,000,000,000 during its eleven year history and still loses money on its rides pays CEO Dara Khosrowshahi $1,000,000 per year.

In 2019, UBER reimbursed Dara $2,000,000 for work-related expenses.

What you call bees I call stinger-wielding nectar junkies.

“Regular exercise has far more health benefits than we know.” – Dr. Zhen Yan

Statements like these are why observant people regard the proclaimed experts as self-important dummkopfs.

Some news reports are calling SARS-CoV-2 a designer virus.

Great, now everyone will want it.

Almost every municipality has an ordinance against wearing masks in public.

Now, people are being fined for not breaking the law.

Everyone's favorite communist has suspended his presidential campaign.

As a further indicator of Bernie's lack of political acumen, he did not leverage his withdrawal for an appointment to a cushy government job with no accountability – oh, wait. He already has one.