Don't do drugs, stay in school, go to college – and you too can spend taxpayer dollars studying the attractiveness of men with cats.

Anthony Fauci has informed everyone that masks really are necessary and admits that he lied about them being necessary to prevent a panic.

Obviously Fauci failed to pay attention in How to be a Government Stooge 101, when it explains that the government never admits to telling a lie – otherwise, we would need 48-hour-a-day news coverage!

The Kentucky Horse Racing Commission has passed a rule that limits whipping horses to six times per race.

Everyone can stop rioting and looting now.

The Libertarian Party nominated Vermin Supreme's former (proposed) running mate as Jo Jorgensen's running mate.

And the Libertarians wonder why they struggle with relevance.

As the Confirmation Media™ beat you over the head with the opinion you already have while shoving a new one into your ears, you are really missing out on the big stories: Sex Robots Respond with Moaning Sounds

SecDef Mark Esper and former SecDef James Mattis have come out against Trump's domestic policies.

When a guy named "Mad Dog" thinks you've crossed the line, maybe you have.