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The James Webb Space Telescope has shown researchers that the universe is expanding at different velocities in different places, invalidating 100 years of cosmological work, and perhaps the entire premise of the understanding of the universe.
High-five JWST!
Faith in democracy is at a record low 28% since 1984.
It seems people are waking up to the reality that democracy is an illusion.
If the glaciers don't melt, how will we find the alien space ships?
When my father taught me to siphon gasoline by mouth, he left the impression that it's a skill that would be used more often than it has.
Georgia Congressoid Rich McCormick thinks Russia is a communist country.
I'm convinced there is an upper IQ limit for politicians.
'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
not a creature was stirring
not even a mouse
because everyone knows mice prefer their drinks shaken, not stirred!
HEADLINE: CIA's secret office has conducted UFO retrieval missions on at least NINE crash sites around the world
Isn't it strange that aliens who can circumvent the laws of physics for FTL travel, communicate via undetectable frequencies, deploy propulsion systems that leave no signatures, and generally operate with zero residual presence, have such trouble with atmospheric flight?
